You know, Pinoys are known for a lot of things. Being one, I know this very well. First, we do not know how to form a line. Directly from attending mass for example, little old ladies will elbow, kick and step on your feet to get on the first jeep out. I know (and felt) this for a fact.

Second, we are very sensitive. The moment a foreigner says anything even remotely negative about us, we are picketing outside their embassies. Admit it, you (if you're a Pinoy) are waiting for me to say something prickly. I know you are.

And Third, whenever there's an online poll involving a Pinoy? WE WIN IT. From Pacquiao polls to Beauty Queens, if you're even remotely Pinoy / Pinay and the poll is on the Intarnetz? You.gonna.win.baby. That's just the way it is.

So why in heck did Happy Slip just end up 5th in a 2 month long Ms. YouTube Contest?!